SATAN MAKES ROOM FOR PARENTS WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT DISABLED TV PRESENTER

PARENTS who complained about a one-armed childrens’ TV presenter will have their own very special corner of Hell, Satan confirmed last night.

You can rely on the Daily Mash to come up with goods.

The Mary Whitehouse Experience.

A man who uses his home near Bristol as a studio for adult films has been confronted by neighbours protesting outside his property.

“James Edwards, 42, operates a legal pornographic film studio from his four-bedroom home in Bradley Stoke. People who live in the same cul-de-sac demonstrated outside Mr Edwards’ house with placards claiming his business is affecting the prices of their property.”

“Police said they only have evidence of legal activity and can take no action.”

I did think that setting up that kind of business in a residential are would be a bit unusual, it must happen elsewhere, however when I saw this quote, I realised who’s side I was on:

“If you’ve got pornography here now, you’re going to have prostitution next, you’re going to have drugs. In a residential area?”

You mean that prostitution and drug dealing doesn’t happen in other residential areas? It’s quite a leap to suggest that because someone has a legitimate business albeit a little more unusual than the norm, means that the neighbourhood is going to go to hell.

Moral Outrage, don’t you just love it?

Amuse yourselves…

While I’m away. Don’t worry there’s enough annoying and just plain wrong things going on in the World that will spur me into action on this blog soon.

What I really need is a world will end soon story…

Lost In Translation…

This is a sign in Wales, which as you can see has English and Welsh translation at the bottom. Unfortunately, the Welsh part while confusing those of us who can only speak English, also confused the Welsh speakers with what it said, which was:

“I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated”.

Russian Jet Flies Within 90 seconds Of Hull.

A Russian nuclear bomber managed to get within 90 seconds of Hull in a mock attack as RAF radars failed to pick it up. The supersonic Blackjack changed course 20 miles from UK airspace, it has been reported.

The jet was picked up on RAF radars but only after it had turned back. It does show that the Russians aren’t as crazy as people think they are.

If I got to within 90 seconds of Hull, I’d turn back as well.

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator…

I found this on the Politsk Blog.

Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Ever wonder, What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!

CLICK HERE!